handjob tips. give me some.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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