covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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