You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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