So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If I die, sorry about rent.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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