Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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