awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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