We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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