it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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