? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I showed him my bush... on skype.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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