So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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