Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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