Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
