I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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