Don't you send me to vm
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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