This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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