i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I need to calm my uterus...
My bed smells like the plague
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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