why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you would pick up someone in the library
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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