As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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