Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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