He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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