doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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