I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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