Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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