he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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