BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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