If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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