oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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