At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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