hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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