so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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