And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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