saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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