You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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