I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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