i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think my nap took me to another dimension
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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