My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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