how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My life is pants optional.
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