is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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