Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
