So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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