I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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