Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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