I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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