remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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