ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
