i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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