can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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