Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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