Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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