STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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