She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
