he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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