thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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