But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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