high people should be assigned attendants
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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